Things They DON'T Tell You About Being Pregnant

May 10, 2008 at 3:37 PM
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Day 60 - 5.10.08

It is virtually impossible to shave your legs when PG.
See number one: this goes double for wiping. Ahem.
It is entirely POSSIBLE that your pelvis will swell up as large as a bowling ball.
Don’t plan on rolling over in bed in the middle of the night. Just switch sides when you get up to go to the bathroom for the 157^th time.
Your husband could become your best pedicurist in your third trimester. I do not know this from firsthand experience, but have heard of such a myth.

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All sooo true. Add how hard it is to pee in a cup to that list...blind aiming is a scary thing! I feel for you girl...I'm getting to the point that I'm entirely miserable most of the time, so I can imagine how you feel.

And Dan has a thing against feet so he won't touch mine either...if that is what you meant by that last one. Luckily I got a pedicure about 6 weeks ago and it is still holding up pretty well.

Ugh - I forgot all about the peeing in a cup thing - it IS impossible!!! Yep, I did mean there are some hubbys out there who would repaint zee toenails. Tom isn't skeeved by feet, but the last time he rubbed my feet for me, it set off a string of contractions, so that was the end of that!!

Surely we HAVE to be getting close to delivery dates, don't we???????