REALLY??? You need to clean my room BEFORE 7 a.m.??!!!

Day 59 - 5.9.08

As much as I love the cleaning lady who comes in my room during the week (I especially love it when she says "Aye, Mami - how are chooooo???) I do NOT love it when she comes in before 7 a.m. Puh-leeeeeze....sleep is at a premium around here, especially as I get closer to The Day, so for someone to come in dumping the trashcan and swishing new can liners, with the door open so I can hear all the nurses chatting as they come on their shift, well, it makes me want to throw a bottle of blue ultrasound goo at the lot of them, and believe you me, I have an overabundance of blue ultrasound goo to throw.

Soooo, at the risk of sounding like Cranky Pregnant Beyotch Who Has Been Stuck on Bedrest for the Past 8 Weeks, I will be posting a note on my door today requesting that Housekeeping STAY OUT until after 8 a.m. from now on. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Do not even THINK of picking up that ammonia spray to clean the toilet. Thank you for your cooperation.

The Management