18 and Life, You Got It....
3.13.09
I've already told a few friends, so the cat is out of the bag, but we are officially changing Gavin's name. His new name?
Yes, Gavin will heretofore be known as Skid Row, as he has become fond of standing in the mirror, looking at himself, and shrieking at top decibel a la Sebastian Bach. As Dane Cook says in his oh-so-funny Burger King bit, I like to respond to Gavinator, "Turn down the main a tad, Skid Row," or "I can't hear you, BK Broiler!!!" This is only funny if you have seen Dane Cook's stand up, which I have, so it cracks me up immensely each time.
Skid Row's other favorite thing to do is throw himself onto our big fuzzy white pillow on the floor, face first, and kind of growl like the dude in the Hotels.com commercial who stands in the bathroom squeezing two bottles of shampoo over his head shouting, "It's working! It's WORKING! They GOT ME!!!" Again, this cracks me up to no end. I am sure those who aren't Skid Row's mother would not find it as funny, but they would be wrong. Or without a sense of humor, which just makes me sad for them.
P.S.
Do NOT tell the original Skid Row that their namesake is seen here wearing his favorite AC/DC shirt......
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